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Classy Carnivore

  • Regular price $64.99
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The Classy Carnivore is more than just a snack—it's a statement. Perfectly pairing refinement with bold flavors, this charcuterie subscription box elevates your meat experience to new heights of sophistication. Whether you're hosting a gathering or enjoying a quiet night in, each box delivers a curated selection of premium meats that speak volumes without shouting.

Every month, you'll receive five carefully crafted selections from America’s top meat artisans. Think small-batch salami, melt-in-your-mouth prosciutto, fiery calabrese, rich soppresatta, and other cured treasures that make every bite a celebration of flavor and craftsmanship. These are not your average snack sticks—they are charcuterie with a backbone, designed to impress and satisfy.

Designed for easy enjoyment wherever you are, this charcuterie subscription box features bold, balanced, and aged meats ready to slice, pair, and elevate your experience. Perfect for creating grazing boards, impressing guests, or simply treating yourself to a taste of old-world excellence, each selection is guaranteed to be refined, respected, and ridiculously good.

Why choose the Classy Carnivore? Because you’re not just bringing cheese to the table—you’re adding a layer of elegance. Because you deserve more than grocery store slices, and good meat takes time—and taste—to perfect. And because every bite is a step closer to mastering the art of fine charcuterie.

This subscription makes it easy to enjoy high-quality meats without the fuss. Whether it’s an impromptu wine night or a planned feast, the Classy Carnivore box helps you snack with style, sophistication, and a touch of savage flair. Elevate your next gathering or quiet evening with a charcuterie subscription box that truly respects the craft and celebrates flavor.


  • Free Shipping when you spend $50 on non-perishable items like jerky and salami.

  • Free Shipping when you spend $150 or more on perishable items like steaks, chops, and smoked meats.

  • All of our products are shipped frozen in insulated boxes, using dry ice when needed. We use smart packing algorithms to calculate the right amount of dry ice for every order, so your items arrive cold—or still frozen. If slight thawing occurs in transit, rest assured it’s perfectly safe and expected.

  • Orders will be fulfilled in 1-2 business days

  • We ship via Fedex and UPS and delivered in 1-2 business days, avoiding weekends and holidays when necessary

 

Classy Carnivore

$64.99