Classy Carnivore

The Classy Carnivore Box – Sophistication Never Tasted So Savory

This one wears a collared shirt and still tears into meat like a beast.
The Classy Carnivore Box is for those who crave flavor with finesse—where elegance meets edge, and every bite proves you don’t have to be loud to be legendary.

Each month, you’ll unwrap 5 hand-crafted charcuterie selections from America’s finest meat artisans—stuff like small-batch salami, melt-in-your-mouth prosciutto, fiery calabrese, rich soppresatta, and other finely cured treasures that could make even a Roman emperor jealous.

It’s not snack sticks. It’s not gas station jerky. It’s charcuterie with a backbone.

What You Get:

• 5 Premium Charcuterie Meats – A monthly curation of salami, prosciutto, coppa, and more from top-tier American artisans.

• Flavor That Travels Well – Bold, balanced, and perfectly aged—ready to slice, pair, and impress.

• Refined. Respected. Ridiculously Good.

Why You Want It:

• Because You’re Not Bringing Cheese Alone to That Board

• Because You Deserve More Than Grocery Store Slices

• Because You Know Good Meat Takes Time—and Taste

Perfect for grazing boards, impromptu wine nights, or just elevating your Tuesday with a slice of old-world excellence.
The Classy Carnivore Box—put some tuxedo on your tastebuds and snack like a savage with style.